![]() ![]() You have to make it just inane enough that really stupid people will believe it, because they’re the ones you’re supposedly trying to convince vote for or otherwise support the Right Wing Agenda. Don’t make your excuse for not physically backing up the Capitalist system to be iron-clad believable. Barb and Jenna Bush with their excuse that they were filthy stinking rich and Army service is only for peasants, something like that. When they failed they still didn’t enlist. Try to make it on the level of Rush Limbaugh’s Pimple Up the Ass excuse, Mitt Romney saying his Mormon Missionary duty prevented him from being drafted therefore he couldn’t actually, you know, enlist or anything like that, His sons saying their more important duty to America was to make sure their dad got elected. See, you’ll have to come up with a good excuse to follow the word “but” and make it sound as stupid as your average FOX audience member. So spice it up a bit, say that people who don’t shop at WalMart should be killed as traitors, mention how you’d do it yourself but… So if you want them to believe you’re one of them, you’ll have to pose as a ChickenHawk like Bush or Cheney or any member of the Walton family (since you mentioned Wally World) (repeatedly) Instead they get really stupid people to back them up, usually with a Hate Agenda like anti-Islam or Anti-Semitism or a host of other really racist Anti movements. Try to downplay the gung-ho because REAL capitalists don’t fight their own battles, any more than they would actually do any of the REAL work that gets them their wealth. If you can convince the Right Wing that you’re on their side, and, more important, convince the SANE people in America that you’re a bona-fide representative of the Capitalist Elite (spokesman for them, I can see already that you’re not one of Their Club) then you could spark a revival of Socialism and other rational ways of dealing with ones fellow humans. ![]() You could be a provocateur extraordinaire if you tone it down enough to make it believable. ![]()
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